rebellious-kids:

do you ever sit in the dark and think about how much of a shitty person you are or is that just me

death-by-lulz:

The Most Popular Boys in Les Mis

hitlersbreastmilk:

thongs??? ew a respectable girl only wears diapers u gross devil slut

the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

queeflto:

whenever i have to write an essay i always end up just repeating myself but in new creative ways

fffcuk:

if this post gets 300,000 notes ill shave my eyebrows off and get “bepis” tattooed on my face

sluttyoliveoil:

single and ready to touch a boys dingle

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 

loudbelly:

hey there fellow students can I copy your homework i ate mine

peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

jallbait:

sharonosbourne:

jallbait:

me and bae

is ur dog okay

my dog telling me that u  need to fuck off